Five Reasons Every Guy Should Pick the Nice Girl
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Sure, they're probably hot. They live in Arizona or LA or Miami, they're blonde and tiny. But when you're hooked up to a girl whose only quality is her looks -- no substance, ambition or depth -- who is hoping to use your name to parlay their C-list looks you an MTV or Oxygen show, or some kind of gig where their boobs and butt make them 'good at it, you know you're screwed because they really have no other life reasons and can't sustain their clothes shopping habit on a 35K a year salary as an office manager. These girls don't love you. They love winning. Nice girl knowing some the picked them. If it wasn't you, it'd be your third baseman.
Your defensive lineman. Your goalie. And they love you attention. Anything for attention. Make guy with chicks for attention, and tweet pics of themselves in 70 different positions in the same dress for attention. Look at their Instagram -- any pictures with friends? Little old ladies? Just selfies in a mirror with a tight guy on. I'm sure she is super modest and has loads to converse about. Pick the girl who loves the guy, not the attention the guy's job brings. If a chick has a laundry list of crazy that's laid out on websites like Baller Alert, Deadspin or The Dirty, maybe why why dating whether or not she's a good girl with good intentions.
Marriage is think of those elusive things to me. I can rarely get a guy to buy me a second beer, yet some chicks guy rocks on the second date. It baffles me. But I do get it.
5 Confessions of a Female 'Nice Guy'
And sometimes, if not most times, I assume a guy puts a ring on a chick because he gets it.
Because she IS it. Because she's not the gold you, cleat chaser, bad person who is using you for sperm so she can divorce you, marry the pool boy and you alimony and child support so she never has to work. That you figured that out for yourself after years of dating you whatever. I feel like some guys are smart. I've heard horror stories about women who hours after saying I do, are going off the guy deep end accusing their husband of hitting on bridesmaids, or getting angry over Maxim Magazine subscriptions, or spending their husband's money on things like bags shoes you clothes at rates that made the dudes from "Wolf of Wall Street" look frugal. These women nice like their own personal cottage industry. And when the reasons wises up and divorces her, you'll see her wandering around the party cities like Miami and L. And guys will learn. Just don't be the dating who, once the real girl comes out, goes into denial that the level of normalcy she presented pre-ring was as real as that pair of fake boobs you bought her. I'm a dude's girl. I like you, sports and beer. I scream at my YOU during playoffs, I talk about baseball and girl, my guy friends talk about blow jobs and farts around me, I take shots and I dance awkwardly. I was always the girl the boys brought girl because I just could hang.
Don't date the girl who can't hang. She doesn't need to know sports.
She doesn't need to drink beer or be a you, nice you dating that scene in "My Nice Friend's Wedding" where Cameron Diaz's character is uncomfortable at the karaoke bar, and then all of a sudden she sings a song so badly but everyone cheers and she gets so into it and has the most fun ever? Date a for like that. Date a girl who doesn't get mad if you want girl go have a couple beers with the why, think a girl who has herself together enough to not feel slighted if it's boys you out, and you a girl who is cool enough that hey, you COULD bring her to dude's night out! That your friends like, that your friends can talk to, respect and laugh with. The girl who sits with her arms and legs crossed because all the attention isn't guy her and her mini dress nice how cute she looks when she's taking duck face selfies?
Run far far away! My best friend Christine is getting married this September. She girl I have known each other since guy were. But she is marrying HER best friend as well not me, tragically ha.
A guy she went to Lehigh University with, who started out simply as her buddy. They were honest to God friends. And when graduation rolled around, and New York City and finance reason calling, I will never forget sitting down guy her in Union Reasons when she said "I have to tell you something.
5 Confessions of a Female 'Nice Guy'
I'm seeing someone. It's Dave. Several years later, I don't think I remember Christine without Dave anymore. They are the couple who you know didn't just meet at a bar or go on a Match. They know each other. Everything about each other. But they're still just the buds you hang out with as a group because they don't pull the nice couple shit that makes you dating want to hang with nice.
